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Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”

Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”

#JustPresidentThings

Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source



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The original “Jane”

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yawnist:

checking out all new followers x

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threewordsteve:

This fucked me up

This is terrifying

I’m confused

He’s upside down under water.

that would fuck up my entire vestibular uh uhh


houseofdawn:

Im out




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mustbethewhiskey:

HOLY FUCK I AM GOING TO PISS MY PANTS THIS IS HILARIOUS.

I am fucking RAGING that I never thought of this joke first.

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Never gets old

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